Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Wilson=Tampons

This is just another lovely comparision brought to you by Dr. Greg House. Gotta love him. If it's not yet nine o'clock where you are, make sure to tune into House...because it's a great episode and Wilson/House is smexy. Don't believe me, Robert Sean Leonard and Hugh Laurie will make belivers of you.

Monday, April 23, 2007

Best Kept Secret

So, Adam Pascal has a new movie: "American Primitives".

"Story centers on two teenage girls who move to Cape Cod with their eccentric British father in 1973 following the death of their mother and discover their father has started a gay love affair."

If Adam is the man he gay loves, I will die of absolute and total joy. Just...die of it. They will find my smiling corpse and believe you me, I'll be the "happiest corpse" you've ever seen.

Especially if Adam kisses a man. That will really make me happy. Anthony might be upset, but I'll be thrilled.

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Silence=Death

Today is the day of silence, which means I can't talk. My family is of course already placing bets on how long I will last. The Day of Silence is to bring to the forefront the silence faced by GLBT people and their allies. So don't talk today if you support us. It's just a day. And maybe by not talking, you're educate someone and maybe, just maybe, change some minds. You never know.

Silent, but fabulous,
Bethy

Thursday, April 12, 2007

Bring on the Bitch...es!

Last night, the Drag Show was AMAZING! The queens were amazing. One did a Reba medley, I tipped her! It was great! Another one was such an amazing dancer! And the hostess, the MC...I'd need to find a thesarus to describe how great she was.

There was one drag king...and he kissed my hand and brushed my cheek. It was sweet. I'm pretty sure I giggled like a 5 year old.

It was a blast!

Thursday, April 5, 2007

Unzip My Body, Take My Heart Out

If I hadn't been in love with Craig going on two full years now, I'd shoot him. As is, I want to shoot him. We're dancing...choreographed dancing. I haven't done that in years, at least not much. Chris taught me a bit from the Newsies dance several months ago and that's it.

I learn on my own. Belly-dancing: self-taught. Tango: self-taught. Waltz: Self-taught. Swing Dancing: self-bloody-taught.

I'm terrified of having to be doing the same moves in rhythm. I've got no rhythm, I've got no music, I've got no man.

Wednesday, April 4, 2007

Round and Round The World She Goes...

So, I know I'm going to be leaving someday, but I don't know where to go. New York City? Savannah, Georgia? Santa Fe? Because as we all know, if your NYC dreams are busted, only Santa Fe will do. (See Roger Davis and Jack Kelly).

Of course Nick wants me to go to California with him. Sorry, Mr. Movie Boy, but I'm not wired for Hollywood or L.A. Although, I am starting to consider it.